100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Do Pick Up Lines Really Work?

"I want to tell you all my secrets, but you are one of them." Does this line bring a smile on your face? Of course, it did, otherwise why would you have continued reading to this point. Just like it made you smile, it can also make your crush smirk. So, what in the world is stopping you from using it?

The Peekaboo You Team understands people often feel shy and somewhat hesitant to interact with individuals they like, especially at the beginning. They spend time pondering and practicing ways to approach them. That's not surprising, though it is necessary to put the best foot forward because the first impression is the last. However, there is no definitive way to leave a lasting first impression. Being presentable can help, but that alone are not enough. Sound social skills is an admirable trait, and a witty sense of humor is the icing on the cake. You might have all the skills at your disposal, but they are worthless if you don't know how to break the ice, and there is no better conversation starter than pickup lines, and if used at the right moment, they can pierce through any heart and leave it spellbound.

Pickup lines are as old as single people. Even though many find them irritable, they still exist because pickup lines are cheesy and silly enough to make people grin like a Cheshire cat, and making someone laugh is at least a step in the right direction.

Hence, Peekaboo You has brought some cheesy, some cute, silly, but most importantly, pick-up lines that will surely get a smile.

Pickup Lines

  1. I'm learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them? 
  2. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me! 
  3. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  5. Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already. 
  6. Girl, you're like Mastercard - absolutely priceless.
  7. Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
  8. Even if you had 0 followers, I'd follow you anywhere. 
  9. Please tell me your name so that I can tell Santa Claus that you're the one I want for Christmas.
  10. If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
  11. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. 
  12. You look a lot like my next soul mate.
  13. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  14. Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
  15. (As she is leaving) Hey, aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  16. Do you want to save water and shower together?
  17. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  18. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  19. You are so selfish. You're going to have that body for the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.
  20. You're hotter than donut grease.
  21. Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
  22. Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light.
  23. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  24. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  25. Are you Mexican? Because you're my Juan and only!
  26. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  27. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.
  28. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  29. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  30. I wish I was your favorite chair, so you can always sit on me.
  31. Do you live in a cornfield, cause I'm stalking you.
  32. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  33. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together.
  34. You marry so that you can know each other, and the process lasts for infinity.
  35. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  36. Please tell your mom that I want her to be my mother-in-law.
  37. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  38. Are you from Russia? 'Cause you're Russian my heart rate!
  39. We were both born without clothes.
  40. Baby, you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
  41. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  42. Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
  43. Are you a hurricane? Because you're blowing me away.
  44. I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
  45. I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
  46. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
  47. I'm peanut butter, and you're jelly, let's have sex.
  48. Do you want to do what bunnies do, if you know what I mean?
  49. Can I follow you where you're going right now? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!
  50. Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
  51. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
  52. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.
  53. My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're gorgeous!
  54. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  55. You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  56. Is your father a mechanic? Because you've got a finely tuned body!
  57. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  58. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.
  59. I'm having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?
  60. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  61. I'm not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
  62. Are you a poster? That's because I want to pin you on the wall.
  63. I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
  64. Are you a haunted house? I'm going to scream when I'm in you.
  65. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
  66. Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
  67. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm coming home with you.
  68. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
  69. You look like my third wife. [ how many times have you been married?] Twice.
  70. You're not a vegetarian, are you? Because I'd love to meat you.
  71. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
  72. You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I'm cute.
  73. I would say 'God bless you,' but it seems like he already did.
  74. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
  75. You don't know how many times I've had to swipe left to find you.
  76. I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  77. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  78. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  79. If you were a steak, you would be well done.
  80. You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
  81. Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
  82. [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
  83. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  84. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  85. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  86. I like how you look at me. Now, let's see how you talk.
  87. I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  88. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
  89. Hey baby, you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
  90. I wasn't always religious. But I am now because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  91. Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
  92. I am no electrician, but I can light up your day.
  93. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  94. Did you just on a mound of sugar? That's because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
  95. Most guys need three meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
  96. I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
  97. You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
  98. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  99. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
  1. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art. 

Stay strong, stay happy, and use pickup lines to get things going.

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